Sunday, January 31, 2010

Nothing to post? I have a few Ideas!

So, everybody can't decide what to post. No worry, I will save you. Ideas are at everywhere. What we need to do is to explore. Explore anything! Your room, kitchen, garden or toilet, anywhere you like. You may ask, how to explore? You can touch it, rub it, sense it, feel it or even lick it. Your mummy will be horrified if she finds that you are exploring your toilet by licking it. So don't try this at home.. Okay, enough of the nonsense, let us get straight to the point.

What to post?
Of course, you must post ideas! This is why the blog is made. You can post ideas on how to improve something. For example, our satay business is slow, therefore we think of any ideas which can improve our business. We can do promotion, advertise or hire a sexy lass to guard the stall. Isn't it simple?

When you are reading article and you find it interesting, you may post your opinion in here too as it is also your idea! Scan the article and upload it here, but remember to write down the sources. We don't want to get sued.

If you really run out of ideas, I must say, go explore more! Don't ever copy,this is discouraged and not recommended. Please remember that ideas here are as original as the recipe of KFC. If Miss Chee and Charles find it out, they will be very sad of us. No teacher wants a copy cat student right?

A small reminder, please don't post any explict content here, if not, Miss Chee and Charles will kill us. We must avoid this from happening because we don't want them to become murderers. D:

Okay, that's all. I hope that everybody is clear on what to post. Happy posting! ^^

Friday, January 29, 2010

my 1st post~

something interesting i found out this morning(maybe kinda outdated though)...

HELL EXPLAINED BY A CHEMISTRY STUDENT

The following is an actual question given on an University of Washington chemistry mid term.
The answer by one student was so 'profound' that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well :

Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)?

Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant.

One student, however, wrote the following:

First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving.
I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave.
Therefore, no souls are leaving.
As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different religions that exist in the world today.
Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell.
Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell.
With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially.
Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added.

This gives two possibilities:

1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.

2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.

So which is it?If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year that, 'It will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you,' and take into account the fact that I slept with her last night, then number two must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over.
The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore, extinct......leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the existence of a divine being which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting 'Oh my God.'

THIS STUDENT RECEIVED AN A+

...does this means we need to be different go get an A+?

Sunday, January 24, 2010

About Us

Greetings all, welcome to SatayIdea, a blog where all our ideas are "satay-ed" together. Here, we contribute various ideas, it can be logical, illogical, stupid, funny, sarcastic, nonsense or even useless. The ideas here are 100% original as the recipe of KFC, we guarantee it!



SatayIdea is run by five crazy students who are constanty filled with overflowing ideas. Each of us will constantly post our creative ideas on anything! Maybe it is related to your momma, your grandma or your stigma ( random ) . We can't predict what will be appearing in SatayIdea as our imagination always run amok. So, stay tune. Maybe be you can find some inspiration from us. Who knows? If you do, please remember to credit us, hehe.